On today’s edition of The Ellen Show, Nicki Minaj paid a visit. So did her breasts.

I had a lot to say about the fact that she was wearing nothing under her tiny jacket. My partner and I thoroughly criticized her clothing choice and talked about things she could have done to dress more appropriately for television. Then I realized I was making all of these criticisms after happily viewing this:

Wait just a second, was I mindlessly perpetuating a double standard about women and modesty? Oh, you bet I was! The operative word, however, is “was”. As soon as I realized what I was doing I corrected myself. If they are alright, so is she. In fact, she has on more clothing than the guys do! ’nuff said.
